Their result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...

Scumbag

I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.

 

Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

 

I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

 

This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

 

Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.

 

Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.

 

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Extraversion Distribution

    They scored 67% on Extraversion, higher than 89% of your peers.

  • Intuition Distribution

    They scored 53% on Intuition, higher than 44% of your peers.

  • Thinking Distribution

    They scored 47% on Thinking, higher than 35% of your peers.

  • Judging Distribution

    They scored 33% on Judging, higher than 19% of your peers.

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