Their result for The Pure Evil Test ...

Hank Scorpio

You scored 62 Evil!

You're quite the evil bastard, but you do it with confidence and a sunny disposition. Though you love people, you appreciate them more if they're somehow helping you in your quest for world domination. The problem is that you still have some good in you. You're not quite as evil as you can be. Is that a good thing? Yes, it means less people trying to kill you. But it also means that you can be taken advantage of. Enslave some more monkeys and maybe, just maybe, you can be truly evil.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Evil Distribution

    They scored 62% on Evil, higher than 56% of your peers.

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