The Star Trek Geek Test
Lieutenant
All possible test results
Alien
Though the category name may suggest some geekiness on your part, that is misleading. you are so not geeky that you must not be from our culture, don't understand English very well, or are yourself fr... Read more
Not a Star Trek Geek
You know that Star Trek exists, you've seen bits of it, and you ran away. It's just not your thing, or you've been hurt by it in the past. It's okay, go join a support group. Read more
Casual Geek
Maybe you don't have enough time in your busy schedule. Maybe you've got more important things to do. Maybe you are to dumb to follow the plotline. For some reason or another, you don't remember much ... Read more
Red Dwarf
"Star Trek", not "Star Wars"! If I had a nickel for every time I had to explain the difference to people... Read more
Ensign
Well, you know the difference between Star Trek and Star Wars, but you are probably one of those people who prefer "Wars". You warmongerer! Get out of here!!! Read more
Lieutenant
You know someone who is way to obsessed with Star Trek, and it frightens you. It is probably a friend of a friend. Or perhaps your significant other's father. Or your best friend's brother. Whomever i... Read more
Lieutenant Commander
You watch Star Trek, occassionally, but try not to make a habit of it. You've heard horror stories about people who've become over-treked. I'm here to tell you that many of those stories are true. Read more
Commander
You know quite a bit about Star Trek, probably because you date, or live with someone who likes it a lot more than you. You think they are a little weird for their strange obsession, and you are righ... Read more
Captain
Star Trek is your favorite science fiction, isn't it? Unlike the more fanatical out there, you luckily know when it is appropriate to bring ST up in casual conversation. Bully for you! Read more
Q
You are either Rick Berman, Gene Roddenberry (re-incarnated) or Q. You spend too much of your time watching, reading, writing, and thinking about Star Trek. There are other types of science fiction, a... Read more