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Their result for The Assassin Test ...

The Hired Gun

You scored 58% in planning and 55% in doing

You're adequate in all departments and might make a useful hired gun for domestic and/or small business disputes. Chances are good, however, that the police will eventually track you down. You make the occasional mistake and eventually, it'll be one mistake too many. You're competent in all departments but expert in none. If you could be anything else, you'd be the apprentice...but no master assassins take apprentices.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 58% on Knowledge, higher than 32% of your peers.
They scored 55% on Stealth, higher than 22% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Brute

If you're going to kill people, you're best as a hired thug. You have all the stealth of a bulldozer and all the smarts of a lobotomised rabbit. Let someone else do the thinking and you just provide t... Read more

The Sneak

You'd never be able to make a kill and get away with it. You just don't know how to effectively and safely (for you) kill someone. You're not that bad at sneaking around so maybe with some practise, y... Read more

The Ninja

You're a master of being seen by anyone but noticed by nobody and you blend in to the surroundings like a stick insect on a bush. The plumber, delivery man or telegraph engineer - you can be any of th... Read more

The Murderer

You have a passive knowledge of what it takes to make a premeditated hit and escape successfully but while you can maybe plan the crime, carrying it out is not your forté. You'd be caught on the job,... Read more

The Hired Gun

The Silent Hitman

You're better than a cheap hired gun and you'll probably look forwards to a long and successful career but you really do need to work on the science of assassination - the planning, the ground work, t... Read more

The Mastermind

You have everything it takes to plan the perfect assassination. You take into account everything possible, including how to enter, how to escape an how to approach the mark. You are the theoretician, ... Read more

The Mercenary

You're better than a cheap hired gun and you'll probably look forwards to a long and successful career but you really do need to work on the dirty part of assassination - the approach and kill. You wi... Read more

The Master Assassin

Whatever you do, please don't be offended by anything I wrote on this test! You're the master. You plan, consider and evaluate absolutely everything. Not only that but your scientific brain continual... Read more

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