The Booze Soaked Intelligisto(a) Test

Warmest Pig year wishes! Far from putting all you amazing people in boxes, I am going to give you the criteria I would use to evaluate the scores generated by this test and then allow you, your friends, relations and even the random stranger stumbling around OKC late at night to draw your very own conclusions! (not affiliated with the Jump to Conclusions tm board game) The higher your 'Ethanol content' the more likely you are a college student. The higher your 'Brainshtuf' the more likely it is that you are intelligent (or more honestly on the authors part, more questioning or curious). If both Ethanol and Brain are high then you are likely very similar to the author. If not, please ask the author or a friend to suggest books and drinks for you to consume in a bar or at your home! Please enjoy the 18th of February, 2007 (gregorian reckoning, Julian calendar) as the beginning of the year 4705 using the standard Chinese calendar. Be sure to wish someone Gung hai choi fat!