The Divinty Lost Test
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Black Despondency
Kill yourself now and save the rest of us. You are truly evil my friend. Jesus loves the little children BUT YOU ASSHOLE... Satan is your father and you like to touch little goats while 12 year old boys ride on top of them. Your one evil mother F*#@er!!! Bitch I Love You!
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Black Despondency
Kill yourself now and save the rest of us. You are truly evil my friend. Jesus loves the little children BUT YOU ASSHOLE... Satan is your father and you like to touch little goats while 12 year old bo... Read more
Trouble Maker
Your a trouble maker and you dont know how to be any badder. God damnit go shove a fire cracker up a cows butt or something or piss on your neighbour. Try harder to be evil you poser. Read more
Your In The Books
You've just made it into Gods Good Books. Either keep up the work or throw yourself off a bridge so you cant screw it up. Read more
Godly
Wasnt Satan this close to God? But you wouldnt try to leave him would you. Enjoy Church while it last because I think the guy who failed this test is coming to burn it down. Read more
