The Fucking Metal Test

All possible test results

Metal Moron

You're hopeless. Sorry. Maybe you can, I don't know, get into darkwave or something? Either way, heavy metal and you are simply not a match made in heaven. Or hell. Or anywhere, really. Read more

Mall Metal Master

Well...its a start. You should probably go sell all your CDs (they will most likely embarrass you later) and pick up Manowar's entire discography. Then go wash that silly corpsepaint off your face (... Read more

Brother of Metal

You're on your way. You've got your Dimmu Borgir shirt with the "racy" and "explicit" quote on the back and you have that kickin' rad Deicide hat to go with it. I tell you what, why don't you keep h... Read more

Metal Warrior

Good, but not good enough. You're a footsoldier in the metal army, not yet ready for promotion to officer but you're working on it. You should probably hang out at used record stores buying CDs from... Read more

King of Metal

Nice work, champ. You're not perfect yet, but you're seriously close. There's a picture of Manowar up there to show you where you could be someday if you keep up the good work. Always remember, KIN... Read more

Metal God

Good job, chief. You're a tribute to the cause. You eat, breathe, sleep, and probably shit metal. I bet you have "DEATH TO FALSE METAL!" tattooed on your ass, even. Now get offline and go show tho... Read more