The Manly-Man/Girly-Man Test

All possible test results

Way too girly, dude

Dude, just change sexes already. You're such a girl. Read more

Dude, you're girly

You're cuttin' it close, dude. You're pretty freakin' girly. I'd go take some shop classes or something. Oh, and stop using make-up. Read more

Not even half-man...

You're not even half of a regular man. Stop shopping at Abercrombie and Fuck or what ever it's called and go work on a car. Go golf, do something even the slightest bit masculine and you'll be in less... Read more

Almost there...

You're pretty manly, I'm proud of you. Keep it up, try learning a new trade, like building shit outta wood, or cars, or somethin'. Read more

Category 5

You're pretty freakin' manly, my friend. You can rest in peace knowing that you don't have much work left to do to be 100%, pure, unadulterated masculinity. Read more

Category 6

YOU ARE A MAN! Go out and celebrate by hunting, drinking, and beating someone up. None of that mall shopping shit for you, you shop at the Tractor Supply Store for all you need! Read more