7 Funeral Attendees
Instead of having a large group of friends, you prefer to have a few close friends that you can really trust. While this can often be a very wise choice, it does decrease the number of people that are likely to attend your funeral.
You lived to a very old age. That's usually a good thing, but on this test it actually hurts your score. Your score represents the smallest number of mourners possible on my test. The problem was just that you lived too long. Too many of your potential mourners had already passed away. I bet you did well on the Death Test though. YOUR FUNERAL STATISTICS
2 more people came to your funeral than to Howard Hughes's funeral.
The same amount of people came to your funeral as to Thomas Paine's funeral.
4 less people came to your funeral than to Karl Marx's funeral.
25 less people came to your funeral than to the author of this test's.
393 less people came to your funeral than to Tiny Tim's.
993 less people came to your funeral than to Sir Fish's, a whale that beached itself in Vietnam in 2003.
49,993 less people came to your funeral than to Martin Luther King Jr.'s.
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