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You are incredibly popular and you have a lot of friends. Your philosophy is that you like to have as many friends as possible, and you try to spend time with all of them. This definitely helped your funeral turnout.
Sadly, you died an early death. That's a good thing on this test though. You had a very large number of friends show up for your funeral, and your whole family was there as well. There were plenty of tears shed on your behalf.
YOUR FUNERAL STATISTICS
101 more people came to your funeral than to Howard Hughes's funeral.
99 more people came to your funeral than to Thomas Paine's funeral.
95 more people came to your funeral than to Karl Marx's funeral.
74 more people came to your funeral than to the author of this test's.
294 less people came to your funeral than to Tiny Tim's.
894 less people came to your funeral than to Sir Fish's, a whale that beached itself in Vietnam in 2003.
49,894 less people came to your funeral than to Martin Luther King Jr.'s.
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