87 Funeral Attendees
Instead of having a large group of friends, you prefer to have a few close friends that you can really trust. While this can often be a very wise choice, it does decrease the number of people that are likely to attend your funeral.
Sadly, you died an early death. That's a good thing on this test though. You had a very large number of family members show up for your funeral, and all of your friends were there as well. There were plenty of very sad people and many tears were shed in your behalf.
YOUR FUNERAL STATISTICS
72 more people came to your funeral than to Howard Hughes's funeral.
70 more people came to your funeral than to Thomas Paine's funeral.
66 more people came to your funeral than to Karl Marx's funeral.
55 more people came to your funeral than to the author of this test's.
313 less people came to your funeral than to Tiny Tim's.
913 less people came to your funeral than to Sir Fish's, a whale that beached itself in Vietnam in 2003.
49,913 less people came to your funeral than to Martin Luther King Jr.'s.
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