The Welcome to your FUNERAL Test
Their result for The Welcome to your FUNERAL Test ...
75 Funeral Attendees
You lived to 73, scored 32% in family size, and scored 52% in friends
You also have a large group of friends. Instead of choosing a few close friends, you believe in a nice assortment of friends. Nearly all of your friends came to your funeral.
You died an early death. On this test that's good news. Almost all of your friends and family were alive enough to attend the funeral. This greatly increased the number of people that were able to attend your funeral. There were plenty of tears shed on your behalf at your funeral.
YOUR FUNERAL STATISTICS
70 more people came to your funeral than to Howard Hughes's funeral.
68 more people came to your funeral than to Thomas Paine's funeral.
64 more people came to your funeral than to Karl Marx's funeral.
43 more people came to your funeral than to the author of this test's.
325 less people came to your funeral than to Tiny Tim's.
925 less people came to your funeral than to Sir Fish's, a whale that beached itself in Vietnam in 2003.
49,925 less people came to your funeral than to Martin Luther King Jr.'s.
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 73% on Age at Death, higher than 23% of your peers.
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They scored 32% on Family, higher than 17% of your peers.
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They scored 52% on Friends, higher than 36% of your peers.
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