Their result for The Welcome to your FUNERAL Test ...
78 Funeral Attendees
You lived to 81, scored 68% in family size, and scored 70% in friends
You have a large group of friends. Instead of choosing a few close friends, you believe in a nice assortment of friends. You had several friends come to your funeral.
You lived to about 80. So you didn't spend 10 years living in a nursing home, but who wants that anyway? Many friends and family wanted to attend your funeral, but sadly a few had passed on. Still, you had a large turnout and there were many tears shed in your behalf.
YOUR FUNERAL STATISTICS
73 more people came to your funeral than to Howard Hughes's funeral.
71 more people came to your funeral than to Thomas Paine's funeral.
67 more people came to your funeral than to Karl Marx's funeral.
46 more people came to your funeral than to the author of this test's.
322 less people came to your funeral than to Tiny Tim's.
922 less people came to your funeral than to Sir Fish's, a whale that beached itself in Vietnam in 2003.
49,922 less people came to your funeral than to Martin Luther King Jr.'s.
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 81% on Age at Death, higher than 62% of your peers.
They scored 68% on Family, higher than 82% of your peers.
They scored 70% on Friends, higher than 79% of your peers.
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