Paranoid Homophobe

You must think that your own grandmother is gay. Is this overly sensitive gay-dar a result of repressed homosexual feelings that you, yourself, harbor? [this is where remove my glasses, purse my lips thoughtfully, and cast you a knowing glance] I think so. And I should know, even though I have a degree in art, I'm Asian and, as I'm sure that you (of all people) are entirely aware that, while we are bad drivers, we are very intelligent.

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Gay? No such thing.

While your answers seem to be very open minded, they also lacked many answers where anything was gay. Do you not believe in gay people? If you can't see them, can they not see you? Is it not ... Read more

Open Minded Hippie

Let me guess ... your name is Rainbow, you're an aquarius, and you were a butterfly in your past life. You possess many potted plants and a macrame owl and are offended by my usage of the word "posse... Read more

Wanker

You, my friend, are a wanker. The term "wanker," in this poorly constructed test, is divided up into several catagories: (1) you are on the fence about a lot of issues and have a hard time forming a... Read more

Homophobic

You know, you remind me of home. I grew up in a small, white, conservative town full of churches and bars where the question of "Who makes the better truck: ford of chevy?" was considered a big philo... Read more

Paranoid Homophobe

You must think that your own grandmother is gay. Is this overly sensitive gay-dar a result of repressed homosexual feelings that you, yourself, harbor? [this is where remove my glasses, purse my lip... Read more

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