Their result for The Homophobia is Gay Test ...

Wanker

You score (which means nothing): ### (scale of -134 to 172)

You, my friend, are a wanker. The term "wanker," in this poorly constructed test, is divided up into several catagories: (1) you are on the fence about a lot of issues and have a hard time forming an opinion about matters because society tells you the one thing, while you are inclined to believe different; (2) you are a bit sexually confused, yourself; (3) you are a narcissist, and/or (4) you simply like to masturbate a lot. By creating all of these categories, I imagine that I have managed to blanket a large majority of test takers with results that at least moderately pertain to her/him. That is the beauty of quantity and vagueness. I suggest you take the catagories like you take your chinese food: 2 main dishes with a side of rice, followed by a roll of Tums(tm).

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • gaypoints Distribution

    They scored -33% on gaypoints, higher than 84% of your peers.

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