Their result for The Heaviness Test ...

THE GOD OF HEAVY

Aha! I KNEW IT!!! You are ###% HEAVY!

JESUS You are among THE heaviEST of all living things. You are a Whale among ants!!! The likes of you could make a tank cry and run off screaming!!! Your ears take constant hammerings from the heaviest noise this planet can fire at them. And you love it!!! Congratulations, You are HEAVY in the superlative form!!! ALL HAIL THE GOD OF HEAVY!!!

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  • heaviness Distribution

    They scored 100% on heaviness, higher than 100% of your peers.

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Complete Pansy

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HEAVY!!!

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THE GOD OF HEAVY

JESUS You are among THE heaviEST of all living things. You are a Whale among ants!!! The likes of you could make a tank cry and run off screaming!!! Your ears take constant hammerings from the heavies... Read more

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