The Maximum Stabulosity Test

All possible test results

The Pacifist

You're probably not much for stabbing. As such, you don't have a whole lot of expertise, and your relative lack of aggression will probably keep you from acquiring much. That's probably a good thing, ... Read more

The Assasin

You know what you're doing, but you seem to be the silent, calculated type. They have jobs for people like you. Jobs where bosses tell you "if you're caught or killed, we will deny any knowledge of yo... Read more

The Maniac

What you lack in ability, you make up for with enthusiasm. When the headlines feel obligated to give an exact account of just HOW MANY times the knife was used... the story's probably about someone a ... Read more

Death

You are a massive, pallid figure, riding a wave of blood and cutting a swath through all those that stand before you. You will smite your enemies. And people you sort of dislike. And probably several ... Read more