Too Damn American

You're ashamed to call yourself an American, yet you still take advantage of your privilege. Or, you live in a Western country and occasionally take your privilege for granted. You're probably against the war in Iraq, but still cling to your SUV. It's time you stop sitting on the fence and decide in what you believe.

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Pinko Commie Bastard

You clearly hate the U.S., whether you live within its geopolitical boundaries or not. You rock my socks! Consider moving to Canada, fomenting revolution within the U.S., or protesting U.S. infiltrati... Read more

Too Damn American

You're ashamed to call yourself an American, yet you still take advantage of your privilege. Or, you live in a Western country and occasionally take your privilege for granted. You're probably against... Read more

Huge Redneck Freak!

You are teetering on the brink of becoming gun-toting, wife-beating moron. It's not too late! You can still learn a new language, volunteer at a homeless shelter, visit a museum, read a book, learn wo... Read more

Right Wing Nutjob!

You are THE stereotypical American. It doesn't get any worse. Your mere existence puts this planet in danger. Stop thinking about yourself and start thinking about others! Read more

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