Their result for The Are You A "Real" American Test ...

Pinko Commie Bastard

You are 21% stereotypical American!

You clearly hate the U.S., whether you live within its geopolitical boundaries or not. You rock my socks! Consider moving to Canada, fomenting revolution within the U.S., or protesting U.S. infiltration in your home country!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • American-ness Distribution

    They scored 21% on American-ness, higher than 46% of your peers.

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Pinko Commie Bastard

You clearly hate the U.S., whether you live within its geopolitical boundaries or not. You rock my socks! Consider moving to Canada, fomenting revolution within the U.S., or protesting U.S. infiltrati... Read more

Too Damn American

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Right Wing Nutjob!

You are THE stereotypical American. It doesn't get any worse. Your mere existence puts this planet in danger. Stop thinking about yourself and start thinking about others! Read more

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