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The Mariner

61% Seafaring

The Mariner is, arguably, the most beloved of all the Decemberists personalities. Who can resist those youthful good looks, that wordly charm and the hint of "lost puppy" in his eyes? This man does what he can with the hand he's been dealt and isn't afraid to get his hands dirty (in the most literal sense). A seer of sights, The Mariner is ever in transit, dreaming his way from port to port, stopping just long enough to place a bet or reminisce beside some relic of days past. Variations of The Mariner include The Vengeful Mariner, whose carefree nature is compromised by the death of a dear relative, and The Lovesick Mariner, who can't keep his hands (or his heart) to himself.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Murderous Distribution

    They scored 0% on Murderous, higher than 29% of your peers.

  • Destitute Distribution

    They scored 16% on Destitute, higher than 69% of your peers.

  • Seafaring Distribution

    They scored 61% on Seafaring, higher than 96% of your peers.

  • Lovesick Distribution

    They scored 33% on Lovesick, higher than 56% of your peers.

  • Criminal Distribution

    They scored 28% on Criminal, higher than 82% of your peers.

  • Vengeful Distribution

    They scored 0% on Vengeful, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • Exotic Distribution

    They scored 14% on Exotic, higher than 23% of your peers.

  • Literary Distribution

    They scored 31% on Literary, higher than 46% of your peers.

  • Theatrical Distribution

    They scored 11% on Theatrical, higher than 48% of your peers.

  • Cavalier Distribution

    They scored 0% on Cavalier, higher than 19% of your peers.

  • Dejection Distribution

    They scored 20% on Dejection, higher than 58% of your peers.

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