The Should You Stalk Me? Test
Their result for The Should You Stalk Me? Test ...
Stalk Dirty To Me
There's no way around it, you scored ###%
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 68% on creeps, higher than 83% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Distant Admirer
I know, you've fawned over me from afar, but let's face it, your heart isn't really in it. I can't very well have my stalker walking around, looking for pictures of Orlando Bloom and Danny Bonaduce in... Read more
NotEvenGlennClose
Sorry, but you're not even Glenn Close. Get it? Sure, you've got a few stalker-material qualities, but the truth is, your heart's just not in it. Have you even carved my social security number onto yo... Read more
Torch Bearer
Remember that time you ordered Chocolate Almond Fudge at my work and I made that joke about being from "Cone-y Island?". Problem is, I do too. A truly great stalker is like a wisp of wind passing thro... Read more
Restraining Order
You must be at least 100 yards away from me at all times. So I guess we won't be playing football anytime soon. You're above average, but where's the creativity? Where's the gusto? You think I just wa... Read more
Stalk Dirty To Me
Your letters are smeared with tears and threats. Your telephone calls range within the thousands daily. You threaten my girlfriend with an ice pick...and I don't even have a girlfriend! You're in raw ... Read more
Rabbit Boiler
What's that smell? Oh my god...Nibbles! If Michael Douglas could see you now. I was impressed by your culinary prowess. The meat was tender, but not too soft. The spices added kick, but didn't kick ba... Read more
Luke Sky-Stalker
Lock, Stalk, and Two Smokin' joneses! You have mastered the force, little one, and it is good. We should totally get together some time. I'll go to the starbucks in Portsmoth and you can go into BullM... Read more
