“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
This Test Has Rape Cancer
Their result for This Test Has Rape Cancer ...
Mr. Bananaphone!
15 Gay, 29 BalsamicVinegar, 24 Yes, 12 Robovampirism, 15 Mudkip, 19 Spiciness, 22 Cancer, 17 AIDS and 16 Ratatoing!
Your fancy dreamin' cowboy is Mr. Bananaphone! Through your banana phone, all things are possible! Time is a banana! Space is a banana! Through bending the folds, you can move quicker than any man!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 15% on Gay, higher than 34% of your peers.
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They scored 29% on BalsamicVinegar, higher than 74% of your peers.
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They scored 24% on Yes, higher than 53% of your peers.
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They scored 12% on Robovampirism, higher than 20% of your peers.
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They scored 15% on Mudkip, higher than 46% of your peers.
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They scored 19% on Spiciness, higher than 42% of your peers.
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They scored 22% on Cancer, higher than 55% of your peers.
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They scored 17% on AIDS, higher than 40% of your peers.
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They scored 16% on Ratatoing, higher than 37% of your peers.
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