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Intruders In Brain 4

Encroaching nightmare engines: 31%

You're inescapably brilliant, but you cannot be seen using conventional techniques, making dating difficult. You see enough sky, but never notice submarines.

We recommend: order nine of everything you'd like five of. If you can't break down a door with your mind, try organising a peaceful door opening protest. And when throwing butter, it's best to carry a small felt carrying case, so it won't be seen when you take it home later, red-faced and happy.

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    They scored 31% on parsley, higher than 100% of your peers.

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