Their result for The Intractable Calamity Test ...

Drought

You scored 2 lividity, 3 capriciousness, 2 severity, and 0 moisture!

You are a drought. Your long term effects will be devastating, but in the short term you are survivable with proper planing and good conservation techniques.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • lividity Distribution

    They scored 2% on lividity, higher than 66% of your peers.

  • capriciousness Distribution

    They scored 3% on capriciousness, higher than 53% of your peers.

  • severity Distribution

    They scored 2% on severity, higher than 57% of your peers.

  • moisture Distribution

    They scored 0% on moisture, higher than 33% of your peers.

All possible test results

Drought

You are a drought. Your long term effects will be devastating, but in the short term you are survivable with proper planing and good conservation techniques. Read more

Blight

You are a blight. A blight upon us all I tell you! Read more

Famine

You are a famine. Hard times indeed when you're around. Personally I'd move away from you, if I could. Read more

Flood

You are a flood. If net zero fill practices had been in place you may have been averted. Read more

Train Wreck

You are a train wreck. Nobody saw you coming, but now there's a big mess to clean up. Read more

Population Explosion

You are a population explosion. There's so many of us... There's so many... There's so many of us... Read more

Tornado

You are a tornado. Your path of destruction goes far and wide. I can't believe that used to be a town! Read more

Hurricane

You are a hurricane. Whee! The last time this test was working the hurricane people were the most fun. Let's see if this is still the case. Read more

School Shooting

You are a school shooting. Those kids were more troubled than anyone imagined and now you've shown everyone what comes of that. Read more

Shark Attack

You are a shark attack. Surfers look like food. Who could blame you? Read more

War

You are war. Man's inhumanity against man knows no bounds. You are the result. Read more

Global Warming

You are global warming. Researchers warned us you were coming... but did we listen? Read more

Race Riot

You are a race riot. The property damage is immense, and there were some severe beatings, but luckily nobody was killed. Why can't we all just get along? Read more

Land Slide

You are a land slide. You, know... I once saw my reflection in a... oh never mind. Read more

Nuclear First-Strike

You are a nuclear preemptive attack. If anyone thought that small country might cause some trouble in the near future, they can pretty much rule that out now. You are despicable. Read more

Armageddon

We must have really pissed off God for him to send you. Read more

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