Hemingway was a brutal alcoholic, yet surprisingly productive. But the bad news: he's dead and it appears you, too, have a serious drinking problem. While this test is for entertainment only (LOL, haha, etc.), we do recommend you have yourself checked out. Checked in. Whatever. Please don't drink and drive.
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