The Do Smart Women Scare You? Test

All possible test results

Craven Imbecile

If a woman uses a three-syllable word around you, just leave. Don't bother her to sleep with you. She won't. She'll verbally piss on you until you shrivel and die. You don't deserve to even breath... Read more

Mr. Timid

Smart women are pretty frightening and you're not likely to be with one. Why don't you just go find yourself a nice jock girl, eh? Otherwise, if you do date a brainy chick, she'll soon bore of you a... Read more

He's Got Nerve

Well, you'd ask her out, but you might or might not make it through the night, even if you appreciate her wit. She's dizzying -- she thinks fast, jumps from topic to topic without wearying, and gener... Read more

Smart Man

You like smart women and keep several around. They don't scare you, although sometimes they might be a little intimidating. Still, your ego can handle it. Well done! Read more

A Man of Quality

You adore smart women. They are your life. You can't imagine being with a woman who isn't of Mensa quality. Chances are that you, too, are incredibly smart, although that doesn't mean you like smar... Read more