Their result for The Penis Test ...

The man.

Congratulations! You scored ###%!

Well, you have a penis. Although it is likely you are more on the sensitive side, you still are the superior sex. There are much more manlier men out there, but don't be ashamed of being the designated driver. Be proud. You are...a MAN!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Boner Distribution

    They scored 54% on Boner, higher than 54% of your peers.

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The woman

Clearly you have no penis. You are either the gayest man alive OR you are IN FACT female. You have failed miserably and should not have taken this test to begin with. For shame. Read more

The Hermie!

Well you didn't do as BAD as you could have. You must have SOME male genes in you. Perhaps you are a hermie or transsexual. Its really the only possible reasoning for a score like this. Read more

The man.

Well, you have a penis. Although it is likely you are more on the sensitive side, you still are the superior sex. There are much more manlier men out there, but don't be ashamed of being the designa... Read more

True American Hero!

All must bow and kneel before you! You are TRULY a man among men. You have it all. I congratulate you and wish you the best in your manly travels. Read more

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