Their result for The Assassin's Guild Test ...

Journeyman Assassin

65% Killarific!

The vast majority of Guild members fall into this category-- which ranges from the just competent killer to the lean, mean killing machine, but not quite at the Master level yet. If you haven't killed anyone yet, haven't killed enough or are lacking some skills, we will put you through an accelerated apprenticeship program, but you will be through it a lot faster than the Apprentice, to say nothing of the Unpaid Intern.

Welcome to the Guild! Please see Stacy and the front desk who will collect your initiation fee, give you your "black book" and dues stamps, as well as a copy of our Constitution and By-Laws.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Killarific Distribution

    They scored 65% on Killarific, higher than 66% of your peers.

All possible test results

Master assassin

DAMN! Remind me to never, ever fuck with you.You may not have assassinated anyone, there's even a slight chance you never killed anyone, but you are perfectly capable of doing eith... Read more

Apprentice

Well, kid, you got a lot to learn but you've got enough of the basics down that we'll try to train you to do the rest-- we've got a labor shortage. You did better than the Unpaid Intern but have a ... Read more

Journeyman Assassin

The vast majority of Guild members fall into this category-- which ranges from the just competent killer to the lean, mean killing machine, but not quite at the Master level yet. If you haven't kil... Read more

Unpaid Intern

I'm sorry but you don't yet possess the skills or aptitude to be accepted into our apprenticeship program. You may not be cut out to be a killer and may want to consider a different career path. Howev... Read more

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