Their result for The Manner Of Death Test ...
eaten by squirrels
You scored 5 peril, 10 unhealthiness, -5 nobility, and 7 insanity!
Before you protest with your doubts that squirrels would eat you, I remind you that your sanity is somewhat shaky. So can you really be sure the squirrels won't eat you? They might be waiting for you right now, hiding under your bed, thinking of the best ways to cook you and what acorns would make for a good garnish.
Thank you for taking my test! There are some other good "Manner of Death"-type tests available on OKCupid, so I encourage you to take them as well to see if you get similar results.
If you like history or alternate universes, make sure you take my Way Back to Your Universe Test. If you're not happy with how you're going to die, just imagine how unhappy you'll be with the universe you belong in!
Also, should you be concerned that someone is out to get you, rest assured you are not paranoid. I even made a test to convince you: The You Are NOT Paranoid Test
Enjoy adventures or puzzles? Then you might like my adventure themed tests. They come in three exciting flavors:
6 Days on Terror Island: a pulp adventure full of angry islanders, oversized monsters, and cursed treasure.
Space Adventures in Sector Zed: a sci-fi "trek" through the stars [um...please no lawsuits]
Fantasy Dungeon Adventure: a journey to face fantastic monsters who have treasure they simply don't deserve.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 5% on peril, higher than 61% of your peers.
They scored 10% on unhealthiness, higher than 91% of your peers.
They scored -5% on nobility, higher than 9% of your peers.
They scored 7% on insanity, higher than 96% of your peers.
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