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The Sommelier

11% Amateur, 58% Wild, 46% Sassy, 0% Drunk, 68% Sommlier, 67% Classic, 41% Connoisseur and 16% Basic!

You are the Sommelier.   Wine is your life.   You let a bottle of red breathe and swirl it around in your glass like a pro.  You talk about Pinot Noir like it's your job.   You know that, much like Sean Connery, most things get better with age.   You enjoy museums, going to the ballet and are basically a classy motherfucker (or at least you're really good at faking it!)   Good job!

 

Your new favorite drink:

2004 Cuvee Le Bec by Beckman Estates in Santa Barbara ,CA - a blend of Grenache, Mourvèdre, Syrah and Counoise.   *Modestly priced (you can pick this up for $15 a bottle)* The 2004 Cuvee is medium bodied with notes of blackfruit & chocolate, soft tannins & a silky finish. 

 

You scored 11% Amateur, 58% Wild, 46% Sassy, 0% Drunk, 68% Sommlier, 67% Classic, 41% Connoisseur and 16% Basic!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Amateur Distribution

    They scored 11% on Amateur, higher than 12% of your peers.

  • Wild Distribution

    They scored 58% on Wild, higher than 79% of your peers.

  • Sassy Distribution

    They scored 46% on Sassy, higher than 60% of your peers.

  • Drunk Distribution

    They scored 0% on Drunk, higher than 19% of your peers.

  • Sommlier Distribution

    They scored 68% on Sommlier, higher than 96% of your peers.

  • Classic Distribution

    They scored 67% on Classic, higher than 84% of your peers.

  • Connoisseur Distribution

    They scored 41% on Connoisseur, higher than 47% of your peers.

  • Basic Distribution

    They scored 16% on Basic, higher than 24% of your peers.

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The Amateur

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