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The Wild Child

15% Amateur, 58% Wild, 54% Sassy, 11% Drunk, 45% Sommlier, 53% Classic, 51% Connoisseur and 10% Basic!

You are The Wild Child.   Drinking is one of your most cherished pastimes.      You primarily drink liquor & beer.   You never turn down a shot & you always finish your drink.    You like your drinks like the tables you dance on: strong.    You flirt like it's your job & own the room.   You also get into fights, have gotten kicked out many a bar & generally raise hell.   In a good way.   God help anyone who gets in between you and your whisky.

Your new favorite shot:

The Prairie Fire:

2 oz Sauza tequila & as much tabasco sauce as you can handle (or until it turns pink)

Hey! You scored 15% Amateur, 58% Wild, 54% Sassy, 11% Drunk, 45% Sommlier, 53% Classic, 51% Connoisseur and 10% Basic!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Amateur Distribution

    They scored 15% on Amateur, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • Wild Distribution

    They scored 58% on Wild, higher than 79% of your peers.

  • Sassy Distribution

    They scored 54% on Sassy, higher than 82% of your peers.

  • Drunk Distribution

    They scored 11% on Drunk, higher than 75% of your peers.

  • Sommlier Distribution

    They scored 45% on Sommlier, higher than 39% of your peers.

  • Classic Distribution

    They scored 53% on Classic, higher than 54% of your peers.

  • Connoisseur Distribution

    They scored 51% on Connoisseur, higher than 72% of your peers.

  • Basic Distribution

    They scored 10% on Basic, higher than 7% of your peers.

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The Drunk

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The Flirt

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The Amateur

You scored $(Amateur)% Amateur, $(Wild)% Wild, $(Sassy)% Sassy, $(Drunk)% Drunk, $(Sommlier)% Sommlier, $(Classic)% Classic, $(Connoisseur)% Connoisseur and $(Basic)%  God help us all./p... Read more

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The Basic

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