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The Connoisseur

14% Amateur, 31% Wild, 46% Sassy, 0% Drunk, 53% Sommlier, 60% Classic, 61% Connoisseur and 39% Basic!

You are The Beer Connoisseur.

You know your beer.   You love microbrews, IPAs, stouts, lagers, hefewiezens and can open a beer bottle using only the side of a table.   You are an allstar beirut champion & spend much of your day either glued to ESPN or listening to indie rock.   You're fun loving, thrill-seeking and kind of awesome to hang out with.    Everyone loves you, including your dog. 

 

Your new favorite drink:

Long Trail Hefeweizen

You scored 14% Amateur, 31% Wild, 46% Sassy, 0% Drunk, 53% Sommlier, 60% Classic, 61% Connoisseur and 39% Basic!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Amateur Distribution

    They scored 14% on Amateur, higher than 18% of your peers.

  • Wild Distribution

    They scored 31% on Wild, higher than 16% of your peers.

  • Sassy Distribution

    They scored 46% on Sassy, higher than 60% of your peers.

  • Drunk Distribution

    They scored 0% on Drunk, higher than 19% of your peers.

  • Sommlier Distribution

    They scored 53% on Sommlier, higher than 63% of your peers.

  • Classic Distribution

    They scored 60% on Classic, higher than 70% of your peers.

  • Connoisseur Distribution

    They scored 61% on Connoisseur, higher than 88% of your peers.

  • Basic Distribution

    They scored 39% on Basic, higher than 92% of your peers.

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The Drunk

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The Amateur

You scored $(Amateur)% Amateur, $(Wild)% Wild, $(Sassy)% Sassy, $(Drunk)% Drunk, $(Sommlier)% Sommlier, $(Classic)% Classic, $(Connoisseur)% Connoisseur and $(Basic)%  God help us all./p... Read more

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