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The Sommelier

30% Amateur, 53% Wild, 46% Sassy, 2% Drunk, 63% Sommlier, 58% Classic, 32% Connoisseur and 19% Basic!

You are the Sommelier.   Wine is your life.   You let a bottle of red breathe and swirl it around in your glass like a pro.  You talk about Pinot Noir like it's your job.   You know that, much like Sean Connery, most things get better with age.   You enjoy museums, going to the ballet and are basically a classy motherfucker (or at least you're really good at faking it!)   Good job!

 

Your new favorite drink:

2004 Cuvee Le Bec by Beckman Estates in Santa Barbara ,CA - a blend of Grenache, Mourvèdre, Syrah and Counoise.   *Modestly priced (you can pick this up for $15 a bottle)* The 2004 Cuvee is medium bodied with notes of blackfruit & chocolate, soft tannins & a silky finish. 

 

You scored 30% Amateur, 53% Wild, 46% Sassy, 2% Drunk, 63% Sommlier, 58% Classic, 32% Connoisseur and 19% Basic!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Amateur Distribution

    They scored 30% on Amateur, higher than 65% of your peers.

  • Wild Distribution

    They scored 53% on Wild, higher than 70% of your peers.

  • Sassy Distribution

    They scored 46% on Sassy, higher than 60% of your peers.

  • Drunk Distribution

    They scored 2% on Drunk, higher than 19% of your peers.

  • Sommlier Distribution

    They scored 63% on Sommlier, higher than 91% of your peers.

  • Classic Distribution

    They scored 58% on Classic, higher than 65% of your peers.

  • Connoisseur Distribution

    They scored 32% on Connoisseur, higher than 23% of your peers.

  • Basic Distribution

    They scored 19% on Basic, higher than 39% of your peers.

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The Amateur

You scored $(Amateur)% Amateur, $(Wild)% Wild, $(Sassy)% Sassy, $(Drunk)% Drunk, $(Sommlier)% Sommlier, $(Classic)% Classic, $(Connoisseur)% Connoisseur and $(Basic)%  God help us all./p... Read more

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