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The Classic

14% Amateur, 51% Wild, 44% Sassy, 0% Drunk, 58% Sommlier, 79% Classic, 51% Connoisseur and 35% Basic!

You're The Classic Drinker.

You live for a good martini.   Shaken or stirred, up or on the rocks, vodka or gin.    Occassionally you'll go for a gimlet, an old fashioned or a manhattan but traditionally speaking, you've got 007 in your veins.   You never order well - you know better than that!   You can be pretentious at times, but you're so well-versed and well-read that people look beyond that.   You know what you want and how to get it.    If you had your way, the world would dress in Ralph Lauren & Dior and you'd spend every summer in Nantucket, drinking on your yacht.

 

Your new favorite drink:

The San Fran Cable Car:captain morgan, patron citronage and sour mix, shaken and served up in a martini glass.

 

Hey! You scored 14% Amateur, 51% Wild, 44% Sassy, 0% Drunk, 58% Sommlier, 79% Classic, 51% Connoisseur and 35% Basic! Brilliant!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Amateur Distribution

    They scored 14% on Amateur, higher than 18% of your peers.

  • Wild Distribution

    They scored 51% on Wild, higher than 65% of your peers.

  • Sassy Distribution

    They scored 44% on Sassy, higher than 52% of your peers.

  • Drunk Distribution

    They scored 0% on Drunk, higher than 19% of your peers.

  • Sommlier Distribution

    They scored 58% on Sommlier, higher than 80% of your peers.

  • Classic Distribution

    They scored 79% on Classic, higher than 98% of your peers.

  • Connoisseur Distribution

    They scored 51% on Connoisseur, higher than 72% of your peers.

  • Basic Distribution

    They scored 35% on Basic, higher than 88% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Classic

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The Connoisseur

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The Drunk

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The Flirt

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The Wild Child

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The Amateur

You scored $(Amateur)% Amateur, $(Wild)% Wild, $(Sassy)% Sassy, $(Drunk)% Drunk, $(Sommlier)% Sommlier, $(Classic)% Classic, $(Connoisseur)% Connoisseur and $(Basic)%  God help us all./p... Read more

The Sommelier

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The Basic

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