The Womanian Language Test
Their result for The Womanian Language Test ...
A Pimp
You are 80 % fluent in Womanian!
You've got game by brother...but the question is which game you're playing?
If you're looking for a good woman for a long term relationship, you have a better chance than most, even if it means you're alone alot because you're picky.
If you're looking for a shag, you can probably get all kinds of women to do you, but please try to stay away from the good wifey types. It's easy for you to find the hoes, so go do that. Leave the wifeys alone because one day you might find the one being played is you...or that you're playing yourself.
If you decide to settle down one day, the last thing you need is a long chain of ex wives and baby mommas.
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 80% on fluency, higher than 65% of your peers.
All possible test results
A Sucker
You are utterly clueless. However, this just makes you fairly normal, so don't sweat it. There is much luck among bumblers, so you still have a chance of breeding or getting your fingers wet. You... Read more
A Tourist
You're not totally clueless, and you have about an average knowledge of Womanian. Be careful though, especially if you find yourself confused during arguments. Talk more about important things with ... Read more
A Foreign Resident
You have a good working knowledge of Womanian. You can handle yourself in most situations such as eating out and airports, etc. You're in good company, as many good husbands and husbynds, are at the... Read more
A Pimp
You know enough about women to be considered dangerous...to men. To women you're just great. Even those of us who don't want to be your biatches, don't have much bad to say about you. When you're b... Read more
Satan
You're to be feared and respected. All I can say is that I hope you are a good and kind man. If you're not, then Lord help us all. You make women forget how to say the word, "No." Wait a minut... Read more