The Sandman Test

All possible test results

Goth Poser

You may wear a lot of black, but I'm betting you haven't done more than have Sandman described to you... and not in a Cliff's Notes kind of way, but more in a "What's the deal with this thing I keep ... Read more

Goth Neophyte

You probably wear a lot of black, and I'm sure some of your friends are fans... maybe you've spent some time talking about. But I'm betting you haven't done more than have Sandman described to you..... Read more

The Hard Drive

You're dense as hell, but you've got a good memory. Next time you're reading something, particularly something as great as Sandman, try to pay attention to the subtler aspects as well as "just the fa... Read more

The Hard Drive

You're dense as hell, but you've got a good memory. I actually don't think it's possible to do this well on facts and this poorly on themes the way I designed the test, so if you get this, definitely... Read more

Not Possible

There's no way you scored this. Drop me a line, but its not possible. Read more

Goth Neophyte

You probably wear a lot of black, and I'm sure some of your friends are fans... maybe you've spent some time talking about. But I'm betting you haven't done more than have Sandman described to you..... Read more

Goth Fledgling

You probably wear a lot of black, and I'm sure some of your friends are fans... maybe you've spent some time talking about it. But I'm betting you haven't done more than have Sandman described to yo... Read more

Unshameful... barely

You need to pay more attention to the broad strokes, but... well, you've clearly read it, and I understand if it's been a while. You probably only read it once though, and it bares reading again. Di... Read more

Incongruous

This... might be possible. But you had to screw up and get questions right very carefully, cause you nailed the facts and really bombed the themes. I dunno. Was this intentional man? Are you fuck... Read more

Incongruous

This... might be possible. But you had to screw up and get questions right very carefully, cause you nailed the facts and really bombed the themes. I dunno. Was this intentional man? Are you fuck... Read more

Forest for Trees?

You can't see the forest for the trees man... slow down and take a look around, god is in the details, and so is the devil. Well, Lucifer anyway. It's good to know your abstract stuff, but don't br... Read more

Big Picture Guy

You read it, you like it. You got the broad strokes well. You're (probably) a little tilted to that side though. There's a small chance you're pretty even actually, in which case this category is w... Read more

Dreamer

Good job. Better than most. You're no champion, but you're a good fan. If it's been a while, browse through and take it again, you probably just need a refresher. Read more

Dreams of Detail

You know your stuff. You know what happened where, when and who did it, and you still managed to pick up a few broad strokes too. Good job. Read more

Detail Dynamo

Bam. You nailed those facts and figures. Got any charts for me? Good job. Not bad on the plot and themes either. Could use some work to match your excellence elsewhere though. Read more

Not gonna happen

You didn't get this... really, you didn't. Tell me you didn't, I don't think its possible. Read more

Sleepwalker

Your subconscious may have picked up all kinds of plot and theme details, but apparently you sleep walked through all ten books, because there was some real incongruity. I mean, a fair amount at leas... Read more

Prince of Plot

Excellent. You're a big picture man, but you take time out to notice the little nightmares and dreams that make the dreaming go round. You'll go a long way. Read more

Lucien

You're Morpheus's right hand man. Where would he be without you? In trouble, that's where. Keep up the good work. And file this book for me. Read more

Lucien

You're Morpheus's right hand man. Where would he be without you? In trouble, that's where. Keep up the good work. And file this book for me. Read more

Not gonna happen

Nope, I don't buy it. You didnt score this way. Read more

A Likely Story

I somehow doubt this is really your score. Try again. Read more

Mervyn

Your pumpkinhead is screwed on a little tight, but without you, there wouldn't BE any plots or themes, because you need to build them from scratch and set them up, right? Good job. It will go comple... Read more

Lucien

You're Morpheus's right hand man. Where would he be without you? In trouble, that's where. Keep up the good work. And file this book for me. Read more

Morpheus

We all bow before the King of Dreame, his lord Morpheus, Dream of the Endless. Now get to work on the nightmare you owe me, little Timmy won't scare himself half to death, will he? Read more