EXISTER

Things are alright. Things are going smooth. Your more than a survivor, your an EXISTER. Work can be kind of a drag, but with two dollar off margaritas an Don Pablos and some good friends, we'll ride this thing out together. In terms of the big picture, you make up the stable center of America. Your lifestyle is the envy of every developing country in the world! In essence, you are the face of America! You enjoy sporting events and fantacy sports teams. You know your way around a motor, and your handy with a screw gun too. You might suck at golf, but thats not about to stop you from playing it. The cigar craze was never a "craze" for you. You know at least three jokes that are KILLERS. So lets drink to AMERICA and LETS GET READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!! CHEERS!

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BETA EXISTER

My goodness! you rated a BETA EXISTER, and thats just plain NO GOOD! It seems that somewhere along the line, you gave THE MAN the big thumbs up to get YOUR KICKS FOR YOU. something must be done, ... Read more

EXISTER

Things are alright. Things are going smooth. Your more than a survivor, your an EXISTER. Work can be kind of a drag, but with two dollar off margaritas an Don Pablos and some good friends, we'll ri... Read more

REALITY ENTHUSIANT

YOU put the BOP in the bop shu bop. YOU have placed the RAM in the ramma lamma ding dong. YOU are the honorable and notorious REALITY ENTHUSIANT. You could be parked at some suburban chain restaurant ... Read more

REALITY ARCHITECT

WHOA NELLY! Hide the knives, ma! Hell, you might want to hide the forks too, because we got ourselves a real live REALITY ARCHITECT here! Bless your pointy little head. You are the rarest and most ... Read more

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