The Sexual HELL Test
Their result for The Sexual HELL Test ...
HEAVEN LEVEL 1
Raw score: 24%
Based on the usual standards of religious morality and the usual social moors, you are a good person to get involved with sexually (screw). You're up there with Jodie Foster, Will Smith, and Hulk Hogan.
AVOID: Hell Levels 2 and deeper.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 24% on hellishness, higher than 3% of your peers.
All possible test results
HEAVEN LEVEL 2
You scored the highest possible goodness rating on this test! Your intentions are pure and admirable! For you, sex is a spiritual outlet; it is a loving threesome involving you, your partner, and God.... Read more
HEAVEN LEVEL 1
Decent, honorable, honest, but not totally pure. Still, you have earned a spot in sexual heaven. You seek pleasure but you won't be reckless about it. You can get dirty under the right circumst... Read more
PURGATORY
Purgatorial creature, neither pure nor dirty: I feel for you. Until I learned to accept my own darker instincts, I was once just like you. You've been known to indulge your devilish urg... Read more
HELL LEVEL 1
You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You'r... Read more
HELL LEVEL 2
You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adv... Read more
HELL LEVEL 3
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however y... Read more
