The Healthy Healthy Test
Their result for The Healthy Healthy Test ...
The Wheezing Athlete
Uh-oh, ###%.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 62% on veggies, higher than 10% of your peers.
All possible test results
Death's Bitch
Oh my god! You are so very unhealthy. *Ding dong* Hear that? That's death at your doorstep. Read more
The Junky
Chances are, you are either a junky or a junk-food junky. You don't have very long to live, but that's okay, 'cause you're making the best of your stay here on earth. Read more
The Asthmatic
You're probably complaining all the time about how you haven't had enough sleep or how you just are "feeling horrible today." Maybe you should cut down on the hard drugs and get more natural sleep. ... Read more
The Wheezing Athlete
You try to be healthy and you may sometimes worry about your bad habits, like smoking meth or eating McDonald's every day, but you make up for it somehow. Read more
The Bunnyrabbit
You are so damn healthy! Good job! Keep on eating the carrots and kale. You will probably live a boring yet very long life. Read more
The Healthy Grandma
You know how there's always one grandparent who is so healthy they just won't die, and everyone's just waiting to cash in? That's going to be you. Be careful about your children or grandchildren, th... Read more