Their result for The Absolute Language Test ...

The Rain In Spain Stays Mainly In The Plane

72% Eloquent, 63% Well-Versed, 21% So-So, 8% Amateur and 4% Ignoramus!

The statement above is a play on words, I know it's supposed to be "plain." So please no more e-mails about how I spelled it wrong.

You are a master of the art of language! You probably speak more than one language and are very well cultured because of it. You also get annoyed with people who don't use proper grammar and constantly correct them. Give yourself a pat on the back! You're ready for the Embassy Ball!

... Second to last question: 17 languages have appeared in this quiz:

English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Norwegian, Latin, Dutch, Farsi (Persian), German, Russian, Japanese, Egyptian hieroglyphics, Egyptian Demotic, Chinese, Italian, Greek, Cuneiform

Answer Key: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Silver_Rain1011/journal

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Eloquent Distribution

    They scored 72% on Eloquent, higher than 92% of your peers.

  • Well-Versed Distribution

    They scored 63% on Well-Versed, higher than 86% of your peers.

  • So-So Distribution

    They scored 21% on So-So, higher than 17% of your peers.

  • Amateur Distribution

    They scored 8% on Amateur, higher than 5% of your peers.

  • Ignoramus Distribution

    They scored 4% on Ignoramus, higher than 2% of your peers.

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