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The Slacker

You rack up 75% in the big book of Procrastination!

You might want to consider getting up off of your lazy ass sometime this week, because the world is passing you by. And I don't just mean Monday!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Procrastination Distribution

    They scored 75% on Procrastination, higher than 97% of your peers.

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The Jitterbug

Not only do you never procrastinate, but it's possible that you need to take a tranquilizor or at least lay off the Speed. EVERYBODY puts things off once in a while... except you. Learn to chill out... Read more

Uber-Prompt

You are prompt to the point of annoying. SETTLE DOWN MISTER! The world will still be there after you take a prozac! Read more

Prompt

You don't really ever put off until tomorrow what you can do today. Occasinoally you'll lay off the throtle - enough that you'll live past 30 anyway, but you could still use a drink and maybe a laxat... Read more

Fairly well balanced

You put stuff off, but rarely the important stuff. You're probably a Type A personality but most people don't hold it against you. Step back, take a breath occasionally, and you'll be fine Read more

Normal Human Being

Congratulations! You're a normal human being. In other words you put things off sometimes and you usually take care of things that need to be taken care of. Sorta boring, aren't'cha? Read more

A bit of a slacker

Your teachers in high school said things like "He's a good kid - just has his head in the clouds" and "she needs to keep both feet on the ground." You're not TOO bad, but you probably delay a few thi... Read more

The Slouch

You probably need caffeine or something, because if this is accurate you have a bit of a problem. Either that or you're just plain lazy. At least the really important stuff gets done, so it could be... Read more

The Slacker

You might want to consider getting up off of your lazy ass sometime this week, because the world is passing you by. And I don't just mean Monday! Read more

Pathetic

Hello? Are you even alive? Does blood still flow through your veins or are just some sort of animated Jell-O construct that takes up space on somebody's couch? Sean Penn is your hero, isn't he? Read more

Dead for Years!

You're not alive, ok? How are you even taking this test? Even sludge and rotten fruit attend to things more quickly than you do. In fact, the only reason you aren't planted somewhere is because you ... Read more

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