All possible test results
You dont really do much do ya? And you call yourself a student...
Even if you spent your whole life with your nose in your books you might have some hope!! The nerds have no time for you and the part... Read more
You like being a good girl /boy dont ya?
I recommend you get out more...screw the books...have some fun...get motivated and get out of those books...NERD Read more
You'll never win a beer drinking contest but what you lack in alcoholism you make up for with your laid back ways...
Remember...the way of the student is the way of the couch potato...keep your study... Read more
You do like your classes but still have time to get out and have fun...chill out a bit and you could achieve greatness as a stoner among the masses
Get thee to a bar and get thee laid...so mote it be Read more
Well you're all go and nothing to show for it....it's one thing being enthusiastic about stuff and things, but if you dont to anything with this get-up-and-go attitude you'll wnd up very tired and ver... Read more
Well arent you just a big rosy barrel of joy?
Eh,No...you need to get out more....or just stay in more with a good bag of weed or a few beers...its all fun and games gettin those A's but there's mor... Read more
you need to decide if you want to dedicate your life to helping the homeless or helping make an assgroove
chill out dude...get wasted again man...have a beer....life can be sweet!! Read more
You seem to be torn between rolling a fat one and writing a history paper...dude...chill out...im sure you can think of some interesting ways of doing that...
"pass the Dutchie to the left hand side!... Read more
There is more to life than beer...you do know that dont you?
Like, dont get me wrong...i love drinking as much as the next student but no one likes a drunken hussy
just kiddding, but have some more ... Read more
You like to beer, yet you like to do nerdy things...thats nice...interesting
WRONG...no self respecting student bum should ever spend so much valuable time in their books...theres a big bad world out... Read more
you have achieved greatness among stoners and drunks...your god is happy
to achieve greater wonderfulness be a little more motivated in life...get off that chair and get those beers in...
you have r... Read more
You have reached a place in life where others wish they could be...it is possible to party all weekend and still get good grades
The Gods smile down upon you...even though you're far to blasted to do... Read more
Well, what can i say...what you lack in smarts, you make up for in usefullness
Fetch a beer...ok dude...
you may not graduate from college but you will always be remembered in that sacred place in o... Read more
Beer before study sir? do you think that's wise?
Damn right...you'll take that beer and youll drink it...and if it spills on that end of term paper so be it...cos you'll finish that paper if it kills... Read more
The herd of buffalo are only as fast as the quickest buffalo...kill off the slow ones and they go faster
not so with braincells im afraid...but thats ok...you have achieved a state of studentism whic... Read more
You understand the need to drink beer, party and get laid...yet you still find the energy to get around and go to class
the only problem with you is your grades
too damn high dude...
no self respec... Read more