Their result for The Tottenhamitis Test ...

Not a Sufferer

You are 4% likely to have contracted Tottenhamitis!

You don't have Tottenhamitis. Phew! You can now rest easy in the knowledge that you will never care whether Sp*rs ever elevate themselves above their current permanent mediocrity. Do try not to put yourself at risk. Don't go to White Hart Lane, and if you must sleep with a Sp*rs fan, wear full body armour. Better yet, support Arsenal. You can learn all about Arsenal here. They'll protect you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Tottenhamitis Distribution

    They scored 4% on Tottenhamitis, higher than 50% of your peers.

All possible test results

Not a Sufferer

You don't have Tottenhamitis. Phew! You can now rest easy in the knowledge that you will never care whether Sp*rs ever elevate themselves above their current permanent mediocrity. Do try not to put... Read more

Possible Sufferer

You might have Tottenhamitis. Do you seem to care more than usual what the Sp*rs score is? Did you get out of bed on a Sunday afternoon to watch them throw away a 2-goal lead against Chelsea in the ... Read more

Definite Sufferer

You are sick. Don't worry: Tottenhamitis isn't terminal, and it looks like you've caught it early. But you've definitely caught it. How did you do it? Did she make you watch their game in the pub?... Read more

Severe Sufferer

Oh dear. I blame the parents. Did they take you to White Hart Lane when you were six? Or did you embrace the Dark Side of your own volition? I really don't know what to suggest. Don't get too dep... Read more

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