Their result for The Which Pokemon are you? Test ...

Blastoise

¬°¬°¬°¬°Congraturation!‼! You are 97% pokemon!‼

You're Blastoise, the best pokemon ever!! YOu can pump out enough water to fill an olympic sized swimming pool every minute, and you can use your cannons to rocket yourself around!!

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  • pokemonness Distribution

    They scored 97% on pokemonness, higher than 77% of your peers.

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You're Blastoise, the best pokemon ever!! YOu can pump out enough water to fill an olympic sized swimming pool every minute, and you can use your cannons to rocket yourself around!! Read more

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