Their result for The "What Kind of American Are You" Test ...

The Boarish American

You scored

You are the typical American. You are likely self-centered, religious, apolitcal and utterly incompetent in everything you do in life (other than ordering a Bic Mac). Bravo!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Intelligence Distribution

    They scored 67% on Intelligence, higher than 37% of your peers.

  • Politics Distribution

    They scored 76% on Politics, higher than 62% of your peers.

  • Humanism Distribution

    They scored 50% on Humanism, higher than 28% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Boarish American

You are the typical American. You are likely self-centered, religious, apolitcal and utterly incompetent in everything you do in life (other than ordering a Bic Mac). Bravo! Read more

The Vapid Liberal

Your heart is in the right place, but sadly your mind seems to have wandered elsewhere. While all your good deeds are appreciated, you should make more of an effort to study the world around you. Read more

The Vapid Politcal

If you managed to get in this category you must somehow know a lot of politics and little of anything else. Try being a bit more charitable. Read a novel or go camping. Read more

The Crazy Liberal

Ahhhh! It's a bleeding-heart liberal! Politcal. Check. ... ... Humanist. Check. ... ... Intelligence. ... .... Intelligence... ... .. *paging your intelligence.... paging your intelligence* Read more

The Nice Guy/Girl

You seem smart enough. You don't seem to follow politics very closely. And it doesn't seem like you have much of a humanistic bent. But you're intelligent! That's more than most Americans can say. Read more

The Apolitical Type

Political apathy anyone? I can't blame you much; eight years of Bush can do that to a person. Maybe an Obama presidency will get you more excited about things. Or perhaps a Clinton presidency will mak... Read more

The Smarty Pants

Intelligence does not a decent person make. You should try doing something nice for people for a change. Or how about you plant a tree or some other hippie crap. NOTE: This is where I would score ;) Read more

The Decent American

You are officially a decent human being. Kudos on not sucking at life. Read more

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