Their result for The Gospel of Biff Test ...

Biff

You scored 84 Biffitude

Holy Jesus, you know your stuff! And Jesus, for that matter. You're the Savior's best friend, the one who keeps him alive when he would likely be killed, and the narrator of this wonderful story. You invent sarcasm, but then again, you probably already know that. And you even come up with your own theory of gravity, though no one thinks you're as brilliant as Josh. Oh well. Your knowledge of this book is praise-worthy and I think that you at least deserve a fruitbasket, if not a place in the Kingdom of Heaven. Without the dumbfucks, of course. Great job!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Gospel Know-How Distribution

    They scored 84% on Gospel Know-How, higher than 71% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Angel

You're as dimwitted as Raziel, who shows up late, wants to become Spiderman, and probably doesn't care enough about this book to even remember the basic details. Did you even know who wrote it? Or r... Read more

Jakan

You seem to have a basic understanding- most of the big, obvious facts and that's about it. I think you might want to delve a little further into this masterpiece of writing. This means that you're ... Read more

Maggie

Like the Magdalene, you know quite a lot, but a chunk of 14 years missing has worn away at your knowledge. You've probably read the book a few times and definitely remembered the biggest stuff, as we... Read more

Josh

You're the Savior! Yay! Meaning that you experienced the story, but don't have the complete insight available to remember the littlest details. Josh wasn't the narrator, remember, so there are thin... Read more

Biff

Holy Jesus, you know your stuff! And Jesus, for that matter. You're the Savior's best friend, the one who keeps him alive when he would likely be killed, and the narrator of this wonderful story. Y... Read more

Take this test »

More tests we think you'll like

More Top Tests