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The Closet Jock

You scored 15 Pride, 45 Natural, and 90 Denial!

DUDE! You ARE a fag! It's okay, though. Your denial and "str8" acting have succeeded in keeping you tucked away far into the closet. Only your best "buds" get to see the raw, gay sexuality that you hold deep inside--in more ways than one. You SAY you only go to gay establishments in groups as a joke, but *I* know what you're looking for! Do not fret--your hot, steamy locker room stories are my secret, too. ...FAG!!!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Pride Distribution

    They scored 15% on Pride, higher than 24% of your peers.

  • Natural Distribution

    They scored 45% on Natural, higher than 36% of your peers.

  • Denial Distribution

    They scored 90% on Denial, higher than 99% of your peers.

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The Closet Jock

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The Weirdo

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The Plain Jane

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