“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
The Oral Sex Test
Their result for The Oral Sex Test ...
Oral Sex Master
Congratulations! You scored ###!
There is nothing you lack in either skills or attitude to perform with your mouth for your lover. You love to drink it all, lick it all, suck on anything and everything to attain pleasure, and you do it with grace and aplomb. You are able to make your partner scream in unknown foreign languages, and you have the cops called on you regularly thanks to those uptight neighbors. Consider yourself a small god or goddess... and bless you. No, I mean it.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 79% on orals, higher than 38% of your peers.
All possible test results
Orally Deficient
You obviously have an aversion to anything even remotely oral. It's a small wonder you take air in on a regular basis to sustain life. Your sex life is drab and unfullfilling if you're a woman scorin... Read more
Tongue In Cheek
But not many other places. You'll do it if you have to. If you're a woman, you act like Sharon Stone in "Casino", and men feel compelled to shove your face in their crotch to get you started. You'll... Read more
Mouth Organ
Okay so you're a little better than most. You'll eat pussy, but not until she's had a bubble bath or a jacuzzi. (Would a bidet work for ya?) You will do the deed in public, and get frisky but you won... Read more
Oral Sex Master
There is nothing you lack in either skills or attitude to perform with your mouth for your lover. You love to drink it all, lick it all, suck on anything and everything to attain pleasure, and you do... Read more
