Their result for The Homicidal Maniac Test ...

The Bystander

Your final result? A 37% capacity for violence and a 0% history of it!

You've emerged from the other side of the test as THE BYSTANDER. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a LOW history of violence.

 

So while you've never really engaged in any particularly violent behaviour in the past, something lurks below your cool, calm exterior... That thing that lurks may just be hormones (they do funny things to a person). It may be a certain level of stress. It's entirely possible that you have NO violent inclination, but fall into the demographic that are most likely to commit violent crimes. It's also possible that you're the sort who views brawls at bars and secretly thinks about joining in, in which case I have one piece of advice for you: getting into barfights may be fun (not that I would know), but then you get kicked out and have to go through the rigmarole of finding somewhere else to drink. And which would you prefer? Fisticuffs, or alcohol? Think about that one.

 

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • violent ability Distribution

    They scored 37% on violent ability, higher than 13% of your peers.

  • violent history Distribution

    They scored 0% on violent history, higher than 11% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Pacifist

Gentle. Humble. Sweet. You are THE PACIFIST. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a LOW history of violence./... Read more

The Angry Toddler

Peaceful yet capable, you are THE ANGRY TODDLER. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a MODERATE history of vio... Read more

The Gentle Giant

Gentle yet with a rough past, you are THE GENTLE GIANT. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH history of ... Read more

The Retired Assassin

Peaceful by nature, but not by your rocky past - you are THE RETIRED ASSASSIN. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a VE... Read more

The Bystander

You've emerged from the other side of the test as THE BYSTANDER. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a LOW/strong... Read more

The Schoolyard Bully

Fairly well-grounded, but capable of handling yourself - you are THE SCHOOLYARD BULLY. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as... Read more

Muscle for Hire

Tough yet surprisingly grounded, your category is MUSCLE FOR HIRE. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH/str... Read more

The Reformed Convict

Brutal then, peaceful now. You are THE EX-CON. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a VERY HIGH history of... Read more

The Taxi Driver

Cool on the outside, tense as Kylie Minogue's buttocks on the inside. You are THE TAXI DRIVER. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as wel... Read more

The Right Hook

A clean record meets a rocky future for you. You are THE RIGHT HOOK. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a MODERATE/s... Read more

The Brawler

Rough by reputation, you are THE BRAWLER. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH history of violence.... Read more

The Assassin

So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE ASSASSIN. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a VERY HIGH/stron... Read more

The Ticking Bomb

Your test result? You're the geyser about to burst, the traditional angry cartoon character whose face has gone red and whose ears are billowing smoke. You are THE TICKING BOMB. Wh... Read more

The Postal Worker

So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE POSTAL WORKER. What does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a MODERA... Read more

The Warrior

Tough by nature, more than capable of violence... you are THE WARRIOR. What does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH... Read more

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So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE APOCALYPSE. Now, what does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a VERY... Read more

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