The Homicidal Maniac Test
Their result for The Homicidal Maniac Test ...
The Bystander
Your final result? A 37% capacity for violence and a 0% history of it!
You've emerged from the other side of the test as THE BYSTANDER. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a LOW history of violence.
So while you've never really engaged in any particularly violent behaviour in the past, something lurks below your cool, calm exterior... That thing that lurks may just be hormones (they do funny things to a person). It may be a certain level of stress. It's entirely possible that you have NO violent inclination, but fall into the demographic that are most likely to commit violent crimes. It's also possible that you're the sort who views brawls at bars and secretly thinks about joining in, in which case I have one piece of advice for you: getting into barfights may be fun (not that I would know), but then you get kicked out and have to go through the rigmarole of finding somewhere else to drink. And which would you prefer? Fisticuffs, or alcohol? Think about that one.
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 37% on violent ability, higher than 13% of your peers.
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They scored 0% on violent history, higher than 11% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Pacifist
Gentle. Humble. Sweet. You are THE PACIFIST. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a LOW history of violence./... Read more
The Angry Toddler
Peaceful yet capable, you are THE ANGRY TODDLER. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a MODERATE history of vio... Read more
The Gentle Giant
Gentle yet with a rough past, you are THE GENTLE GIANT. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH history of ... Read more
The Retired Assassin
Peaceful by nature, but not by your rocky past - you are THE RETIRED ASSASSIN. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a VE... Read more
The Bystander
You've emerged from the other side of the test as THE BYSTANDER. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a LOW/strong... Read more
The Schoolyard Bully
Fairly well-grounded, but capable of handling yourself - you are THE SCHOOLYARD BULLY. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as... Read more
Muscle for Hire
Tough yet surprisingly grounded, your category is MUSCLE FOR HIRE. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH/str... Read more
The Reformed Convict
Brutal then, peaceful now. You are THE EX-CON. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a VERY HIGH history of... Read more
The Taxi Driver
Cool on the outside, tense as Kylie Minogue's buttocks on the inside. You are THE TAXI DRIVER. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as wel... Read more
The Right Hook
A clean record meets a rocky future for you. You are THE RIGHT HOOK. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a MODERATE/s... Read more
The Brawler
Rough by reputation, you are THE BRAWLER. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH history of violence.... Read more
The Assassin
So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE ASSASSIN. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a VERY HIGH/stron... Read more
The Ticking Bomb
Your test result? You're the geyser about to burst, the traditional angry cartoon character whose face has gone red and whose ears are billowing smoke. You are THE TICKING BOMB. Wh... Read more
The Postal Worker
So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE POSTAL WORKER. What does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a MODERA... Read more
The Warrior
Tough by nature, more than capable of violence... you are THE WARRIOR. What does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH... Read more
The Apocalypse
So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE APOCALYPSE. Now, what does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a VERY... Read more
