The Homicidal Maniac Test
Their result for The Homicidal Maniac Test ...
The Apocalypse
Your final result? A 80% capacity for violence and a 72% history of it!
So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE APOCALYPSE. Now, what does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a VERY HIGH history of violence.
This doesn't mean you're actually bringing about an apocalypse (since that's just a title and Paris Hilton is realistically the closest thing to the end of the world we have at the moment). But you're clearly very violent compared to the average person (or you joked your way through the entire test and all you get to see as a reward is a Paris Hilton picture).
Seek help if you are engaging in a lot of violent behaviour! If this is something you find difficult to control, it would be worth seeking some form of therapy and/or medical treatment and/or getting laid. But there's always room to change.
Unless you're Paris, who is essentially a lost cause. And yes, I know she's been in prison. I'm making jokes at her expense anyway.
You're now one of over 13,000 people to take my oldest test. Why not try a newer one? They're listed below, from oldest to most recent.
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 80% on violent ability, higher than 99% of your peers.
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They scored 72% on violent history, higher than 99% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Pacifist
Gentle. Humble. Sweet. You are THE PACIFIST. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a LOW history of violence./... Read more
The Angry Toddler
Peaceful yet capable, you are THE ANGRY TODDLER. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a MODERATE history of vio... Read more
The Gentle Giant
Gentle yet with a rough past, you are THE GENTLE GIANT. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH history of ... Read more
The Retired Assassin
Peaceful by nature, but not by your rocky past - you are THE RETIRED ASSASSIN. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a VE... Read more
The Bystander
You've emerged from the other side of the test as THE BYSTANDER. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a LOW/strong... Read more
The Schoolyard Bully
Fairly well-grounded, but capable of handling yourself - you are THE SCHOOLYARD BULLY. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as... Read more
Muscle for Hire
Tough yet surprisingly grounded, your category is MUSCLE FOR HIRE. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH/str... Read more
The Reformed Convict
Brutal then, peaceful now. You are THE EX-CON. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a VERY HIGH history of... Read more
The Taxi Driver
Cool on the outside, tense as Kylie Minogue's buttocks on the inside. You are THE TAXI DRIVER. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as wel... Read more
The Right Hook
A clean record meets a rocky future for you. You are THE RIGHT HOOK. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a MODERATE/s... Read more
The Brawler
Rough by reputation, you are THE BRAWLER. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH history of violence.... Read more
The Assassin
So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE ASSASSIN. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a VERY HIGH/stron... Read more
The Ticking Bomb
Your test result? You're the geyser about to burst, the traditional angry cartoon character whose face has gone red and whose ears are billowing smoke. You are THE TICKING BOMB. Wh... Read more
The Postal Worker
So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE POSTAL WORKER. What does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a MODERA... Read more
The Warrior
Tough by nature, more than capable of violence... you are THE WARRIOR. What does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH... Read more
The Apocalypse
So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE APOCALYPSE. Now, what does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a VERY... Read more
