Their result for The Homicidal Maniac Test ...

The Apocalypse

Your final result? A 80% capacity for violence and a 72% history of it!

So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE APOCALYPSE. Now, what does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a VERY HIGH history of violence.

 

This doesn't mean you're actually bringing about an apocalypse (since that's just a title and Paris Hilton is realistically the closest thing to the end of the world we have at the moment). But you're clearly very violent compared to the average person (or you joked your way through the entire test and all you get to see as a reward is a Paris Hilton picture).

 

Seek help if you are engaging in a lot of violent behaviour! If this is something you find difficult to control, it would be worth seeking some form of therapy and/or medical treatment and/or getting laid. But there's always room to change.

 

Unless you're Paris, who is essentially a lost cause. And yes, I know she's been in prison. I'm making jokes at her expense anyway.

 

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • violent ability Distribution

    They scored 80% on violent ability, higher than 99% of your peers.

  • violent history Distribution

    They scored 72% on violent history, higher than 99% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Pacifist

Gentle. Humble. Sweet. You are THE PACIFIST. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a LOW history of violence./... Read more

The Angry Toddler

Peaceful yet capable, you are THE ANGRY TODDLER. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a MODERATE history of vio... Read more

The Gentle Giant

Gentle yet with a rough past, you are THE GENTLE GIANT. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH history of ... Read more

The Retired Assassin

Peaceful by nature, but not by your rocky past - you are THE RETIRED ASSASSIN. What does this mean? You've got a LOW capacity for violence, as well as a VE... Read more

The Bystander

You've emerged from the other side of the test as THE BYSTANDER. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a LOW/strong... Read more

The Schoolyard Bully

Fairly well-grounded, but capable of handling yourself - you are THE SCHOOLYARD BULLY. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as... Read more

Muscle for Hire

Tough yet surprisingly grounded, your category is MUSCLE FOR HIRE. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH/str... Read more

The Reformed Convict

Brutal then, peaceful now. You are THE EX-CON. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a VERY HIGH history of... Read more

The Taxi Driver

Cool on the outside, tense as Kylie Minogue's buttocks on the inside. You are THE TAXI DRIVER. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as wel... Read more

The Right Hook

A clean record meets a rocky future for you. You are THE RIGHT HOOK. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a MODERATE/s... Read more

The Brawler

Rough by reputation, you are THE BRAWLER. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH history of violence.... Read more

The Assassin

So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE ASSASSIN. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a VERY HIGH/stron... Read more

The Ticking Bomb

Your test result? You're the geyser about to burst, the traditional angry cartoon character whose face has gone red and whose ears are billowing smoke. You are THE TICKING BOMB. Wh... Read more

The Postal Worker

So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE POSTAL WORKER. What does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a MODERA... Read more

The Warrior

Tough by nature, more than capable of violence... you are THE WARRIOR. What does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a HIGH... Read more

The Apocalypse

So, you've come out the other side of the test as THE APOCALYPSE. Now, what does this mean? You've got a VERY HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a VERY... Read more

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